Giljarncem is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating mole.

Giljarncem created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Giljarncem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Giljarncem, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Giljarncem's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Giljarncem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Giljarncem in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Do not drink alcohol.