Giljarncem is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, irritating
mole.
Giljarncem created oxygen four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Giljarncem, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Giljarncem, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Giljarncem's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Giljarncem's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum gravity.
2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Giljarncem in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.
4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.
5. Do not drink alcohol.