Camabvig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent lion.

Camabvig created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camabvig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Camabvig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Camabvig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Camabvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Never feed beans to rats while wearing magenta skirts.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not commit murder.