Cubjig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, prudent mongoose.

Cubjig created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubjig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubjig, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cubjig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cubjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Cubjig on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubjig.