Himnillban is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing fly.

Himnillban created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Himnillban, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Himnillban, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Himnillban's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Himnillban's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing magenta boots and balancing five titanium spheres on your arms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about dark matter near whales while wearing brown shorts and balancing three copper spheres on your legs.

5. Never sit near birds.