Bimjatbog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong dingo.

Bimjatbog created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimjatbog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimjatbog, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bimjatbog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bimjatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to porpoises while wearing indigo ear rings.

2. Hide if nine birds approach from the west.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.