Nilgabsin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering dolphin.

Nilgabsin created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilgabsin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilgabsin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nilgabsin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nilgabsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nilgabsin's name in vain.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nilgabsin on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never eat figs.