Armdisshon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty chinchilla.

Armdisshon created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armdisshon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Armdisshon, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Armdisshon's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Armdisshon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Armdisshon on top of all buildings.