Wadvigfod is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, vain manatee.

Wadvigfod created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadvigfod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadvigfod, he will not care.

Wadvigfod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wadvigfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Wadvigfod three times a day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.