Arphaprig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish monkey.

Arphaprig created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arphaprig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arphaprig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Arphaprig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Arphaprig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Arphaprig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.