Madbidgessarn is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic gerbil.

Madbidgessarn created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madbidgessarn, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Madbidgessarn, she will be mildly annoyed.

Madbidgessarn's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Madbidgessarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Do not take Madbidgessarn's name in vain.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.