Hambonfem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome wyrm.

Hambonfem created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hambonfem, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hambonfem, she will be very unhappy.

Hambonfem's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hambonfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.