Wabbatmid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, prudent seal.

Wabbatmid created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabbatmid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wabbatmid, it will strike you with lightening.

Wabbatmid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wabbatmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest black.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Do not speak about melons.