Bogtigcum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying wyrm.

Bogtigcum created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtigcum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogtigcum, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bogtigcum's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bogtigcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bogtigcum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near snakes while wearing black stockings and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.