Rawrigdun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty swan.

Rawrigdun created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawrigdun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rawrigdun, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rawrigdun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rawrigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never paint your feet pink.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rawrigdun on top of all buildings.