Stanhivbus is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent alligator.

Stanhivbus created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanhivbus, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stanhivbus, she will turn you into a tree.

Stanhivbus' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stanhivbus' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six birds approach from the east.

2. Do not keep three tapirs in a large pit.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear yellow coats.