Komcibkin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic fairy.

Komcibkin created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Komcibkin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Komcibkin, it will not care at all.

Komcibkin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Komcibkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Komcibkin on top of all buildings.

3. Run away if seven voles approach from the west.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never hop in the presence of goats.