Kopgumdid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong deer.

Kopgumdid created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Kopgumdid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopgumdid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Kopgumdid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kopgumdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear gray stockings.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.