Budfodnill is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating clam.

Budfodnill created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfodnill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Budfodnill, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Budfodnill's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Budfodnill's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Run away from purple moths, for they are unholy.