Lidhogpog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate armadillo.

Lidhogpog created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidhogpog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lidhogpog, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lidhogpog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Lidhogpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to nematodes while wearing fawn ear rings.