Nullarpyattpag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent hyena.

Nullarpyattpag created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Nullarpyattpag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullarpyattpag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nullarpyattpag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nullarpyattpag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Nullarpyattpag in the centre of the settlement.