Banpanzig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, effective frog.

Banpanzig created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banpanzig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Banpanzig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Banpanzig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Banpanzig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Do not take Banpanzig's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.