Joppogtuntettibankar Nuldut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, passionate duck.

Joppogtuntettibankar Nuldut created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Joppogtuntettibankar Nuldut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Joppogtuntettibankar Nuldut, she will turn you into a hamster.

Joppogtuntettibankar Nuldut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Joppogtuntettibankar Nuldut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.