Teenhigbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome centaur.

Teenhigbut created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenhigbut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Teenhigbut, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Teenhigbut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Teenhigbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Never wear pink ear rings.