Bussuggam is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic chinchilla.

Bussuggam created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bussuggam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bussuggam, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bussuggam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bussuggam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. You must love Bussuggam.

3. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Do not take Bussuggam's name in vain.

5. Never feed apples to cats while wearing green stockings.
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