Metjipflap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, staggering weasel.

Metjipflap created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metjipflap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Metjipflap, it will turn you into a puffin.

Metjipflap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Metjipflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Hide if eight geese approach from the north.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at moons.