Fedgetrut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful swallow.

Fedgetrut created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgetrut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fedgetrut, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fedgetrut's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fedgetrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedgetrut.

5. Worship no other gods but Fedgetrut.