Yatrillvig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, wise dragon.

Yatrillvig created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yatrillvig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yatrillvig, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yatrillvig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yatrillvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet shorts.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help sick turtles.