Poggubfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet bat.

Poggubfud created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Poggubfud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Poggubfud, he will cry a lot.

Poggubfud's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Poggubfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Poggubfud.