Xengudbom Ligratfed is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, conceited snake.

Xengudbom Ligratfed created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xengudbom Ligratfed, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xengudbom Ligratfed, he will turn you into a hamster.

Xengudbom Ligratfed's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Xengudbom Ligratfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not take Xengudbom Ligratfed's name in vain.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.