Catsawmig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient lobster.

Catsawmig created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Catsawmig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Catsawmig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Catsawmig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Catsawmig's Holy Commandments

1. Catsawmig loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing purple kilts.

4. Run away from orange birds, for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.