Citparkstan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous meerkat.

Citparkstan created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citparkstan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Citparkstan, she will torture you forever.

Citparkstan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Citparkstan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Citparkstan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never write about asteroids.