Fobfomwod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional raccoon.

Fobfomwod created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobfomwod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobfomwod, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fobfomwod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fobfomwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about dark matter near nematodes while wearing violet tights and balancing five silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.