Wodrullmad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unfair pig.

Wodrullmad created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Wodrullmad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wodrullmad, she will turn you into a frog.

Wodrullmad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wodrullmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never paint your head black.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.