Mifgemwon is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical
otter.
Mifgemwon created the cosmos five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mifgemwon, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Mifgemwon, it will destroy your favourite star.
Mifgemwon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Mifgemwon's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not hop in public.
5. Mifgemwon must be the most important thing in your life.