Mifgemwon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical otter.

Mifgemwon created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifgemwon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mifgemwon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Mifgemwon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mifgemwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Mifgemwon must be the most important thing in your life.