Tafnathub is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, pitiless manatee.

Tafnathub created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafnathub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tafnathub, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tafnathub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tafnathub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Retreat if nine ants approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.