Zedrapsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, irritating yak.

Zedrapsaf created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedrapsaf, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedrapsaf, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zedrapsaf's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Zedrapsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Zedrapsaf loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.