Zedrapsaf is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, irritating
yak.
Zedrapsaf created Asia seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zedrapsaf, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Zedrapsaf, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Zedrapsaf's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Zedrapsaf's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt mice.
2. Always wear pink.
3. Zedrapsaf loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.
4. Never wear shoes.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.