Farncencem is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate raven.

Farncencem created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farncencem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farncencem, she will turn you into a rock.

Farncencem's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Farncencem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never sing near ducks.

4. Never feed turnips to dolphins while wearing blue kilts.

5. Run away from cyan seals, for they are unholy.