Rotnandavtailnurpinarmflat Watwadcut
is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, unthinking
newt
.
Rotnandavtailnurpinarmflat Watwadcut
created the Milkyway four years ago.
If you believe in
Rotnandavtailnurpinarmflat Watwadcut
, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Rotnandavtailnurpinarmflat Watwadcut
, she will destroy your favourite star.
Rotnandavtailnurpinarmflat Watwadcut's
most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Rotnandavtailnurpinarmflat Watwadcut's Holy Commandments
1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. You must never eat garlic.
3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.
4. Do not eat figs.
5. Never talk about optics near rats while wearing mauve dresses.
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