Linnarlzig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, smart frog.

Linnarlzig created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Linnarlzig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Linnarlzig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Linnarlzig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Linnarlzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Linnarlzig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.