Damfed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent wren.

Damfed created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Damfed, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Damfed, it will laugh at you.

Damfed's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Damfed's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Hide if five manatees approach from the south.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing red boots.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Damfed in the centre of the settlement.