Sadfemmap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy pig.

Sadfemmap created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadfemmap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sadfemmap, he will turn you into a frog.

Sadfemmap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sadfemmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Hide from indigo mice for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing magenta shirts and balancing three tin spheres on your face.