Gudcetingbest is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, idiotic faun.

Gudcetingbest created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudcetingbest, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gudcetingbest, he will turn you into a rock.

Gudcetingbest's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gudcetingbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Never sprint in the presence of cats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.