Veencibfud is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy walrus.

Veencibfud created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencibfud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veencibfud, he will torture you forever.

Veencibfud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Veencibfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Veencibfud.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never feed nuts to nematodes while wearing brown ear rings.