Nelltettisafkopceddamgedren is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful badger.

Nelltettisafkopceddamgedren created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Nelltettisafkopceddamgedren, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelltettisafkopceddamgedren, he will jump up and down on your head.

Nelltettisafkopceddamgedren's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nelltettisafkopceddamgedren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Run away from orange whales, for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Never wear stockings.