Lenvigtom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident turtle.

Lenvigtom created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenvigtom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lenvigtom, he will come to you in dreams.

Lenvigtom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lenvigtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near nematodes.

2. Never bounce in the presence of foxes.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.