Rakmaptit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless capybara.

Rakmaptit created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakmaptit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rakmaptit, he will curse you with boils.

Rakmaptit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rakmaptit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help sick shrews.