Pagtunzed is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud dragon.

Pagtunzed created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagtunzed, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pagtunzed, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pagtunzed's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pagtunzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagtunzed.