Raggephog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient swallow.

Raggephog created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raggephog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Raggephog, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Raggephog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Raggephog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near birds while wearing indigo corsets and balancing six lead spheres on your arms.