Gencumjan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-confident pigeon.

Gencumjan created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gencumjan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gencumjan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gencumjan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gencumjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.

4. Put Gencumjan first in all things.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.