Yamfarken is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, contented cobra.

Yamfarken created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfarken, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yamfarken, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yamfarken's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yamfarken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Yamfarken.

5. Never feed beans to moths while wearing cyan ear rings.